BRUCE (AKA The Chef)

MARK (AKA The Writer)

 

DREYDL (AKA The Dog)

Check out this cheeky tome called Ham: An Obsession With The Hindquarter

FINE COOKING calls it "a witty ode to pork's most primal cut." It's our hymn to backsides: American country ham, European dry-cured hams like prosciutto crudo or jamón ibérico, wet-cured hams like the ones from HoneyBaked, and even fresh hams, the best pork roast you'll ever eat. (Click on the cover to get your copy today.)

The Ultimate Cook Book

Our big compendium cookbook--900 new recipes, tons of cooking tips. You'll be an ultimate cook in no time.

Want to see a video on this book. Check it out here.

Cooking Know-How

WINNER OF THE 2009 GOURMAND AWARD at the Paris cookbook show for the "BEST COOKBOOK IN THE WORLD" for "easy recipes." Also starred reviews in both Publisher's Weekly and Library Journal, a main selection of the Good Cook Book of the Month Club, a selection by NPR as one of the best cookbooks of 2009, and a favorite of the San Jose Mercury--that called us "culinary wonks."

Pizza: Grill It, Bake It, Love It!

Our brand-new pizza book. That's the squash, caramelized onion, and pine nut pie. And there are 89 more.

The Ultimate Chocolate Cookie Book

Cookies galore--and every one of them with chocolate: chips, shavings, cocoa, melted, irresistible.

The Ultimate Peanut Butter Book

America's favorite spread? Yes, but also the world's. Wait until you see all the no-cook Asian sauces, the African stew, the Filipino braise, and a host of favorites from breakfast to dessert!

Cooking For Two

Every dish for just two--and no waste. Cut it, open it--and use it. It's a feast for twosomes.

The Ultimate Muffin Book

Get your muffins! The chocolate chip ones soon became a holiday tradition in our house.

The Ultimate Ice Cream Book

The book that started a whole career. A quarter million copies in print and still going strong!

The Ultimate Frozen Dessert Book

And a follow-up to The Ultimate Ice Cream Book, this time with gelato, sherbet, granita, and a groaning board of ice cream cakes and frozen pies!

The Ultimate Shrimp Book

A one-book compendium for America's favorite seafood

The Ultimate Party Drink Book

Up, shaken, frozen, pitcher punches, shooters--here's a guide to drinks to make your next party a splash

The Ultimate Brownie Book

Fudgy, cakey, you name it--even a chapter on brownie mix doctor recipes--here's a book that'll keep everyone smiling!

The Ultimate Candy Book

A reviewer on amazon called it "an evil book." We could only hope so. Gooey, crunchy, a ton of chocolate barks, fudge, divinity, and it just keeps going.

The Ultimate Potato Book

Spuds forever! We love everything about the potato--and in this book, we made our favorite vegetable front and center since every recipe is a main course with spuds aplenty.

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Want to see more? Come on over to our youtube channel. We're cooking up a storm! Check it out here.

Get your copy of our seven-step plan to get off processed food!

Click on the book jacket for your copy. Don't miss it. Seven simple steps, a hundred great recipes, lots of motivational help, and all in an easy plan that starts small and could end up changing your life!

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Want to come cruising with us? We're off to Alaska with Holland America on August 4th for a week--leaving from Vancouver (and returning to there) with lots of cruising up the Tracy Arm and through Glacier Bay National Park. We'll be cooking up a storm in classes on board, so come have a blast with us. For more information, click here.

 

REVIEWS OF COOKING KNOW-HOW

Don't take our word for it. Here are some cool reviews of COOKING KNOW-HOW:

weightwatchers.com

In Mama's Kitchen

5 Second Rule

Richmond Times-Dispatch

The Winston Salem Journal

Super Chef

NPR--chosen one of the ten best cookbooks for the summer of 2009

Relish Magazine (although the writer complains that I use too many big words. Heaven forfend!)

And if you want to see an outrageous clip of us on San Francisco TV, check out our appearance on A View From The Bay here.

Or for white bean veggie burgers on the same show--in which I go off on a bizarre jag about the ethics of cruising--click here.

DANCING WITH A COLLIE

brought on no doubt by that empty bottle of wine on top of the fridge

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    Bruce's Blog

    Bruce has his own blog. A knitting blog. Knits Men Want. It's a companion site to his new knitting book: ten rules every woman should know before she knits for a man--plus ten patterns men are guaranteed to like. And I do. I have some of the sweaters. And I wear them. Imagine that. Check on the cover to check it out.

    Monday
    Dec282009

    Caramels

    One of the great things about writing THE ULTIMATE CANDY BOOK--perhaps as some sort of redress for the dentist bills--was the drop-jawed kudos. Oh, I don't mean we didn't have failures while we were recipe-testing. Of course. But once a recipe succeeded and we presented some friend with a little bag of wrapped candy, he or she was flummoxed--and that goes for the most squinty-eyed of the hyper-foodie set. You know the type: ever ready with a lecture on how you must eat lettuce pulled out of the ground within the last two hours and rinsed with water at 78F. "You used seventy-seven degree water? What were you thinking?"

    Listen, I've got nothing for the current crop of know-nothing idiots pretending to be politicians in DC. I'm certainly not trying to validate ignorance. Just outplay it. And nobody outplays a wannabe fetishist like a more serious one. You can play at leather pants until you meet someone in leather chaps. And you can play at being a foodie until you meet someone who makes candy at home.

    So I urge you to outfetish the best of 'em and try these buttery caramels. They're a little harder than the squishy ones available commercially. More old-fashioned. They melt on your tongue, turning soft and luscious. Sticky, too. Make these today and that dental appointment tomorrow.

    Here's how: Start by lightly buttering some flexible caramel molds. The indentations are shaped like little lozenges. Not too deep--maybe about a quarter inch or so. Look for them here.

    Combine 1 cup heavy cream, 1 cup sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, and 1/4 teaspoon salt in a heavy, medium saucepan. Better a taller pan, if you have one, because the mixture will boil up and can overflow. Stir over medium heat until the sugar has melted. Then add 1/4 cup (4 tablespoons--or 1/2 stick) unsalted butter and stir until melted and fully incorporated, no slick of fat on the surface.

    Clip a candy thermometer to the inside of the pan and cook the mixture, without stirring, until the temperature reaches 248F.

    How long? Impossible to tell. It depends on 1) how much ambient humidity the sugar has absorbed, 2) its residual water content after its initial processing, 3) the day's humidity, 4) the BTUs your stove puts out, and 5) how much heat your saucepan retains minute by minute. For these and other reasons, I've always wanted to write a cookbook without any timings whatsoever. Haven't yet. I've also wanted to maintain a career.

    Let the bubbles calm down just slightly--then while it's still boiling (and this is the really hard part), pour the mixture into the prepared molds, one by one. Here's a trick if you don't have a saucepan with a spout as Bruce does: pour the hot mixture into a large Pyrex measuring cup with a handle and spout, then pour into the molds. (Watch out--even its handle can get ridiculously hot!) Set the molds aside to cool a couple hours, then bend the molds to pop the candies out.

    Wrap each candy in a little wax paper square or candy wrapper. Listen, you now needn't fear any fetishist out there. Except the ones in the leather chaps. They still spook me. Maybe it's because I still dream of getting my ample behind into a pair of leather pants. (More caramels, anyone?)

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    Reader Comments (2)

    where are the molds from? Is there a way we can make these without molds? (Limited apartment space! I don't think I can justify another pan or appliance without charts and graphs with documentation and statistics)

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNicole O.

    There's a direct link inside the entry for the molds on kitchenkrafts.com. I promise: they don't take up much space. We had them in our Manhattan apartment--and believe me, we got them in there somehow. Flexible and easy to store. I promise. Maybe 6 by 4 inches.

    (In the candy book, there's a way to do it without molds--but it's ridiculously difficult, I'll admit. And thanks for checking in at the blog!)

    Mark

    December 28, 2009 | Registered CommenterMark Scarbrough

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