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Check out this cheeky tome called Ham: An Obsession With The Hindquarter

FINE COOKING calls it "a witty ode to pork's most primal cut." It's our hymn to backsides: American country ham, European dry-cured hams like prosciutto crudo or jamón ibérico, wet-cured hams like the ones from HoneyBaked, and even fresh hams, the best pork roast you'll ever eat. (Click on the cover to get your copy today.)

The Ultimate Cook Book

Our big compendium cookbook--900 new recipes, tons of cooking tips. You'll be an ultimate cook in no time.

Want to see a video on this book. Check it out here.

Cooking Know-How

WINNER OF THE 2009 GOURMAND AWARD at the Paris cookbook show for the "BEST COOKBOOK IN THE WORLD" for "easy recipes." Also starred reviews in both Publisher's Weekly and Library Journal, a main selection of the Good Cook Book of the Month Club, a selection by NPR as one of the best cookbooks of 2009, and a favorite of the San Jose Mercury--that called us "culinary wonks."

Pizza: Grill It, Bake It, Love It!

Our brand-new pizza book. That's the squash, caramelized onion, and pine nut pie. And there are 89 more.

The Ultimate Chocolate Cookie Book

Cookies galore--and every one of them with chocolate: chips, shavings, cocoa, melted, irresistible.

The Ultimate Peanut Butter Book

America's favorite spread? Yes, but also the world's. Wait until you see all the no-cook Asian sauces, the African stew, the Filipino braise, and a host of favorites from breakfast to dessert!

Cooking For Two

Every dish for just two--and no waste. Cut it, open it--and use it. It's a feast for twosomes.

The Ultimate Muffin Book

Get your muffins! The chocolate chip ones soon became a holiday tradition in our house.

The Ultimate Ice Cream Book

The book that started a whole career. A quarter million copies in print and still going strong!

The Ultimate Frozen Dessert Book

And a follow-up to The Ultimate Ice Cream Book, this time with gelato, sherbet, granita, and a groaning board of ice cream cakes and frozen pies!

The Ultimate Shrimp Book

A one-book compendium for America's favorite seafood

The Ultimate Party Drink Book

Up, shaken, frozen, pitcher punches, shooters--here's a guide to drinks to make your next party a splash

The Ultimate Brownie Book

Fudgy, cakey, you name it--even a chapter on brownie mix doctor recipes--here's a book that'll keep everyone smiling!

The Ultimate Candy Book

A reviewer on amazon called it "an evil book." We could only hope so. Gooey, crunchy, a ton of chocolate barks, fudge, divinity, and it just keeps going.

The Ultimate Potato Book

Spuds forever! We love everything about the potato--and in this book, we made our favorite vegetable front and center since every recipe is a main course with spuds aplenty.

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Want to come cruising with us? We're off to Alaska with Holland America on August 4th for a week--leaving from Vancouver (and returning to there) with lots of cruising up the Tracy Arm and through Glacier Bay National Park. We'll be cooking up a storm in classes on board, so come have a blast with us. For more information, click here.

 

REVIEWS OF COOKING KNOW-HOW

Don't take our word for it. Here are some cool reviews of COOKING KNOW-HOW:

weightwatchers.com

In Mama's Kitchen

5 Second Rule

Richmond Times-Dispatch

The Winston Salem Journal

Super Chef

NPR--chosen one of the ten best cookbooks for the summer of 2009

Relish Magazine (although the writer complains that I use too many big words. Heaven forfend!)

And if you want to see an outrageous clip of us on San Francisco TV, check out our appearance on A View From The Bay here.

Or for white bean veggie burgers on the same show--in which I go off on a bizarre jag about the ethics of cruising--click here.

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brought on no doubt by that empty bottle of wine on top of the fridge

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    Bruce's Blog

    Bruce has his own blog. A knitting blog. Knits Men Want. It's a companion site to his new knitting book: ten rules every woman should know before she knits for a man--plus ten patterns men are guaranteed to like. And I do. I have some of the sweaters. And I wear them. Imagine that. Check on the cover to check it out.

    Entries in real food (13)

    Thursday
    Jul082010

    Summer Slaw


    I'm pondering all those fantastic responses to the declaration of independence post. If you haven't read through them, don't miss them here. (And thanks to everyone who has emailed me as well! It's all fodder for a new discussion, coming soon.)

    Still and all, those responses at the end of the post are an excellent discussion with great honesty on the part of many--and some snarkiness, to boot.

    You know I love the snark. You can't be a Southern guy lost in New England without loving the snark.

    Anyway, I thought I'd take a break from thinking about all that to offer a recipe for a quick, all-vegetable slaw: all raw, no-cook, and perfect for these hot days that have descended like a scratchy wool sweater on us up here in the land of the Puritans.

    This isn't going to be a recipe exactly. Rather, it's a recipe concept that you can adapt at will. So let's get to it.

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    Monday
    Jul052010

    Let's Talk: My Declaration of Independence

    After writing so many cookbooks, after leaving the confines of Manhattan for open-pastured New England, and after embracing everything seasonal and organic in the past few years, Bruce and I might as well be card-carrying foodies.

    Except I've recently burned my card. It happened when I read this among Michael Pollan’s many food rules: It’s not food if it arrived through your car window.

    That did it—even though I’d already looked the other way after reading his article in The New York Times blaming women for the obesity epidemic. Even though I’d bit my tongue when Alice Waters told viewers on 60 Minutes to buy organic grapes rather than a second pair of designer sneakers. Even though I’d chalked up Jonathan Safran Foer’s claims about the complex emotional life of chickens to a hipster misfire.

    No, it's the sheer elitism of Pollan’s it’s not food that caused me to torch my foodie card. Not It’s not real food. Nor It’s not the best food for me. Instead, It’s not food.

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    Tuesday
    Jun292010

    Danishes, Part 1

    Well, really. Have you ever seen anything so gorgeous? Lightly browned, flaky, with creamy cheese centers. And completely from scratch. Nothing fake about it. All real food.

    Now hold on there, you might say. I thought you guys said something about losing weight if I eat real food.

    Well, we did. And we meant it.

    One of the things we talk about endlessly in REAL FOOD HAS CURVES, our seven-step plan to get off processed food is making sure you occasionally treat yourself. You should eat dessert. (Right before I sat down to type this entry, I had a snickerdoodle and a glass of iced tea while sitting on the back deck, listening to the birds. I should shoot you guys a video of it. We live in a symphony here in the New England woods. And I should also add that that snickerdoodle was made with lard. Bruce's own. Rendered right here at home. And here.)

    So OK, let's talk about treats. First off, they should be just that: treats. I would suggest if you're having more than one a day, there may be another problem you want to address.

    Second, they should NEVER be eaten on the run. If you're going to have a treat, sit down and have it. Enjoy it. Every bite. It's worth it. I did it with my cookie on the deck. And I did it with these cheese danishes the other morning.

    Finally, keep this in mind: all treats are empty calories. So they should be hard to make. That's right: should be. Part of the root of the American weight gain--and now indeed the global weight gain--is that the emptiest calories are available with ridiculous ease. There aren't lovely broiled fish stands lining our roads. Instead, there are fried chicken joints. And bakeries with pastries. And ice cream stands. And even cheesecake parlors.

    In other words, all the stuff that's hard to make. And it's hard for a reason. Because you're not supposed to eat it every day. (Well, it's hard for other reasons, but you know what I mean.)

    So cheese danishes. They're hard to make. It'll take us three days on this blog to get through Bruce's recipe. Bear with me. We'll have fun. And it's a crazy thing to do: make your own sweet rolls. But they freeze perfectly. (So you can have one, save one back for breakfast the next day, and squirrel the rest away for company visits this summer.) And they're a great way to have a fun weekend project, something to push your boundaries a bit. And it doesn't get much more human--or real--than learning new things and having a treat at the end!

    So let's get to it.

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    Tuesday
    Jun222010

    Let's Talk: Home to Bountiful

    This is how I work most days.

    Well, OK, not asleep. But I sit at my desk writing with Dreydl asleep next to me. Some-times, he wanders away to go on house patrol (there's always some dratted robin to bark out of the yard)--but soon enough, he's back next to me, sighing contentedly.

    I, too, am back. I'm sitting in my familiar, old, sturdy, Presbyterian chair at my small desk after an eight-city, eleven-flight, sixteen-TV-segment, kick-my-patootie book tour.

    And I've come home to bounty beyond belief. It's summer here--full on, no holds barred. We went to our CSA today, the first time this year--and came home with a ridiculous haul. Plus, our neighbors brought over buckets of sour cherries and apricots from their trees. We're deep into food. Deep. Over the next few days, hold on. Strawberry sorbet, here we come. And cherry clafouti. And lots more.

    But today, I think I'd like to be ridiculously self-indulgent. (I can already hear my mother saying, TODAY?!?) I'd like to tell you what I discovered on this whirlwind book tour. For what it's worth, here are my top ten lessons learned:

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    Tuesday
    Jun152010

    Let's Talk: Convenience

    As we've been on our crazy, whirlwind, two-week, eight-city, eleven-flight book tour these past two weeks, we've met a recurrent question in our talks at bookstores and cooking schools: what exactly is processed food?

    My photo here might be a great example of the problem. It's a mushroom and pepper pizza Bruce made for lunch the other day.

    First off, it's made with a store-bought, whole wheat pizza crust.

    Real food? I would argue "yes."

    Processed, too? Well, yes. But not in the way we use the words "processed food."

    For example, this crust was made with nothing but all-purpose flour, whole wheat flour, olive oil, and water. No hydrogenated shortening, no stretchers, no emulsifiers. In other words, it's about how Bruce or I would make a whole wheat crust at home on our own.

    As we keep saying, "convenience shouldn't be discounted, just examined."

    And while we're on it, the olive oil in that crust is processed. No doubt. The olives are pressed. But Bruce and I use only "first cold-pressed olive oil." If you use olive oil from "refined olives," it means the manufacturer used chemical solvents to extract the oil from inferior or unripe olives. What was merely processed food suddenly became "processed food." (If that makes any sense.)

    Or take that sauce on our pie. It was a combination of jarred marinara sauce and canned tomato paste, a combo Bruce whirred in the blender until smooth. Was it real food? I'd say so, even though both are canned.

    How would I know? Because I read the label. The jarred marinara had in it just what I would make marinara with: tomatoes, herbs, olive oil, onion, garlic, and sea salt. A lot of the other jars on the shelf had corn syrup (to cover the taste of bad tomatoes), MSG (same reason), emulsifiers (not enough bad tomatoes to thicken it up on their own), and on and on.

    And the mozzarella on the pie? Yes, processed. We are not advocating a raw-food diet. But nonetheless processed in a way to still make real food.

    So processed food is not necessarily "processed food." Do you agree? Is our pizza "real food"? How do you make a line in the sand between the processed stuff and the real stuff? Does it have to do with the chemical signature? Does it have to do with something about taste? With labels? With recommendations from others? How can you tell?

    Tuesday
    Jun082010

    Summer Mussels

    OK, not the kind that might first leap to mind. Not the kind that looks good in a bathing suit. I think at my advanced age--Good grief, how in the world did I let fifty happen to me?--I'm a little beyond those sorts of summer things. But I do know I like a fast dinner. And especially one that's real food.

    Already on this tour, we've met so many people who are so excited about following our plan, learning how to eat real food, getting off the processed stuff. But of course, we often meet that moment of resistance: will it take a long time?

    Not a pot of mussels. It's dinner in minutes. Here's how to make 2 servings:

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    Monday
    May032010

    Lentil Salad with Hazelnuts and Feta

    In honor of the week before the publication of our newest book, REAL FOOD HAS CURVES, a seven-step plan to get off processed food, I thought I'd show off some of the great salads Bruce makes for lunches almost every week. These are all make-aheads. (Around here, that means he tosses them together on Sunday afternoons.) They stay in the fridge most of the week, a great supply of real food.

    And he always makes more than one. Because he and I like to have several options. And because variety increases satiety. We eat less because we eat more things. I want a spoonful of two or three on my plate for lunch.

    By the way, eating less by eating more things is one of the big messages of the new book, wrapped up in this pledge: "try something new every week." But more on that later.

    For now, here's a hearty lentil mix that's big on flavor and satisfaction. And 100% real food!

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    Friday
    Apr092010

    Let's Talk: Sugar and Real Food

    As you probably know, this blog is devoted to the concept of getting off processed food. Quietly, in its own little way, it's about reducing the chemical signature of what we eat. It's like being Dreydl there, gnawing on the bone. He's getting back to basics, back to where the marrow is.

    Can we reduce the chemical signature of what we eat? Yes.

    But can we completely? No.

    And right there is the question of balance.

    (More after the jump--but don't miss the discussion going on in the comment thread. Very, very good stuff.)

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    Monday
    Mar222010

    Fig Cookies, Part 1

    I can't tell you how many times people have asked Bruce and me, "Where do you get your recipes?"

    Given that Bruce is a trained chef and that I've been writing full-time about food for over a decade, I try not to take offense.

    The recipes come from our kitchen. They are products of our imaginations--and hard work. The photos on this blog, too. I'm not a professional photographer and have no aspirations to be one. I simply snap what's on the counter or the stove without the help of any fancy lights or even a fancy camera. Shoot, I use the one I stick in my pocket when we're on vacation.

    Nonetheless, although the recipes are ours, we do look for inspiration. For example, when we order something we love in a restaurant, Bruce often sees if he can morph the cheffy techniques into a home-friendly recipe. (There's a Chinese-inspired, braised leg of lamb coming up on this blog, based on a recent meal at Szechwan Gourmet in New York City.)

    Believe it or not, another bit of recipe inspiration lies with all those mass-produced things in the supermarket. These are the knock-offs, the recipes where I say to Bruce, "Hey, can you make this, only better?" These are the recipes in which we try to take packaged, processed favorites and turn them back into real food.

    That's how this recipe came about. When we were writing The Ultimate Cook Book (check it out here--with 900 new recipes!), I told Bruce I wanted some figgy, sandwich cookies to match the packaged ones. You know the cookies I mean, the ones I can't name without a trademark issue. Those. Only better. Crunchier and definitely figgier. I wanted a fig danish in cookie form. Or a biscotti wrapped around figs.

    Anyway, here's what he came up with. It takes two days to make these treats, so I'm going to offer this on the blog in two parts. Stick around. It gets better and better. But they're definitely real food, nothing processed about them. And pretty healthy, too.

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    Monday
    Mar082010

    Salad Bar Pizza

    Although I'm blogging about a great pie, I'm actually still having that real food discussion, the one that got started on this blog the other day (at this spot and this one).

    I've been thinking about it a lot. Pondering what's real and what's not. And trying to come to terms with why I see the high-falutin' pretension of so much of the current foodie world--let them eat grass-fed cake--so darn overbearing, so silly.

    Yes, Bruce and I are real-food mavens. Yes, we do such crazy things as buying our beef from a local farm (see it here), our pork from our local CSA (see it here), and our eggs from several little roadside stands near us. Bruce spends most of the summer canning. Witness how many jams and pickles have appeared on this blog.

    But then there's the silly stuff, the macho stuff: making your own sauerkraut, killing a wild hog, and showing the world your chest hair. Or the Earth Mother stuff: wearing your Birkenstocks, nurturing your own vinegar, and cultivating your whole-grain pantry. Neither is a real answer to the food dilemmas strafing the developed world.

    Here's one of my answers: a real-food pizza that's not a make-it-yourself. Everything here is from the store. Everything here COULD be made at home--if someone had the time. But in the end, everything here is good and real, nothing fake, no chemical chicanery, no excess fat or sugar to mask half-hearted flavors. Just delicious.

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